All For The Clicks

A Turtle was sitting at his desk trying to figure out ways to get more clicks on his content. Clicks were the most important thing ever invented and the Turtle, named Sukhpreet, was doing her damndest to get some clicks all her own.

She tried so many things. She took videos of herself opening boxes, she did dances, she reviewed every product should could think to review, she filmed herself painting, she filmed herself cooking, she filmed herself out at clubs, she filmed herself out in nature, she filmed herself modeling clothes, she made some funny skits, she tried... everything.

But she just wasn't getting the clicks she wanted.

Sukhpreet was at a loss to know what to do. She had ignored everything else in her life to follow the singular pursuit of amassing clicks on her content and even still she was having no luck at all. What good were her pursuits or her life if it was not clickable, shareable, or consumable?

Sukhpreet met up with some friends for brunch. She got to the restaurant early so she could take some video of the place to set the mood and setting of the content she creates from her experience. When her friends arrived Sukphreet had already secured the most aesthetic table in the restaurant and chosen the most aesthetic seat at the table for herself.

"Yay! I'm so excited to see everyone!" Sukhpreet exclaimed as she filmed each of her friends entering and sitting down.

All of her friends happily participated and twirled, or danced, or made a cute face all for the possibility of clicks in the future. They knew how happy it would make Sukhpreet to get clicks and they didn't mind being part of the content. After all pretty much everyone was trying to create content all the time, what made Sukhpreet so different?

In fact, all of the friends were actually quite jealous of Sukhpreet. She was always posting all the fun things she was doing like cooking and dancing and cleaning, and funny skits all the time. She was living such a wonderful life she must be truly happy with. She even got to the restaurant early to greet everyone, what an amazing friend.

They only wished they knew how to get clicks with their own content, just like Sukhpreet.