Ask Me About Fiber Internet

A Cat and a Raccoon were just finishing up a walk in the park when across their path came a Bunny holding a sign that said:

*Ask me about Fiber Internet*

“I’m pretty satisfied with my internet,” the Cat said to the Raccoon.

“Yeah me too,” answered the Raccoon, “Let’s swerve around him.”

The Cat and Raccoon veered right so as to avoid the Bunny directly in front of them. The Bunny, however, stepped right into their path and blocked their way once again.

"Um..." Began the Cat, "...Okay?"

The two quickly tried to shuffle left but the Bunny once again blocked their way. It was a good old-fashioned stand-off.

"I'm not sure what we are supposed to do here?" The Raccoon wondered, "We seem to be at an impasse."

"We can try to go in separate directions?" Offered the Cat.

"But then he'd probably just pick one of us and the other would be left behind so what's the point of that?" The Raccoon responded.

The Cat and Raccoon looked at the Bunny who nodded his concurrence.

"Well, there's only one thing to do then I guess..." The Cat started, "Hey, um... what's the deal with Fiber Internet?"

The next day a Frog and a Crow were walking along the same path when they came across a Cat wearing a sign that said:

*Ask me about Fiber Internet*